says Geezer Hardnut, a lovable hound, the sort of shaggy-coated mongrel that shouldn’t be allowed on the bed but wins you over by being especially cute. Perhaps I’m skirting the real issue.
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Miss Makeover – “IT’S ONLY A PUSSY. NOT THE CROWN FUCKING JEWELS”
“Vapulation” – an obscure word for flogging – how it hurt memorising that one! “Rubious” was another one of Sylvia’s obscure words, one that would drive any Scrabble opponent into a red mist rage. It took fewer smacks to learn that one, perhaps because ‘the colour of rubies’ was poetic enough to be memorable. Now I’m on my fourth twenty-ninth birthday I still persevere with men. Heaven knows why, as they’re mostly useless . But I much prefer spanking women. And the most recent jewel in my crown was Svetlana, a Russian mafia princess
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Miss Makeover
They don’t spare the rod in Russia. She was probably used to having her pretty little bottom striped hard. So I would have tobe extra hard
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Miss Makeover: Having her pretty little bottom striped hard.
YES. BUT YOU’RE NOT HAPPY, ARE YOU?
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The Other woman is A Ferrari…
Second date. Already lost count how many times we have feasted on each other.
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Miss Makeover – MY MAN MAX: ‘TIS A PITY SHE’S A WHORE
Yes, I know we are supposed to say ‘sex worker’. I used to use this terminology myself. Till I started hanging around with whores.
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Miss Makeover:HE LET HIMSELF DOWN, SAID THE WHORE, SCRATCHING HER ITCHY FAN.
‘Ketamine! I think I found the clitoris of my brain!’ So said my friend Charlotte, an exotic dancer, escort girl, masseuse, militant sex worker and Wise Woman against the War. Incidentally, we don’t say ‘witch’ any more. Only because she’s way too beautiful to be a crone
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Miss Makeover ‘Ketamine! I think I found the clitoris of my brain!’ So said Charlotte, an exotic dancer, escort girl, masseuse, militant sex…
I am Spartacus. I want to free the slaves
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Miss Makeover: Dominatrix or Mummy Dearest?
Geezer is pronging me relentlessly. I’m bouncing up and down, or being bounced, on a Cialis cock, which has somehow got through the cocaine barrier and will be at his disposal for at least 48 hours. Which might sound like heaven but what he’s trying to do is to get his mostly numb body to orgasm, using me as a sexual aid
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Miss Makeover: Bad Sex on Drugs
I smacked her bottom harder, I used the tip of my middle finger right on her puckered little anus and shoved two of my fingers in her mouth. She sucked on them greedily, eager to show me she would now do anything. Her bottom was red hot to the touch
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Miss Makeover:I dangled the tawse between her legs, rubbing it back and forth as she opened further for me.